On a distant planet, in a far off star system lies a galactic speakeasy.  Behind a majestic wooden door, a smoke filled and dimly lit club is entranced by the pulsating vibrations emanating from the stage.  A smooth silhouette sits before a captivated audience serenading with the sounds of the ancient tones of the fabled Jazz.  It is the legendary Professor.  The keeper of the ancient wisdom, speaking in the language of the stars...